A Disney Thought

Remember the song "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid? When Ariel is in her cavern looking at all her crap? To refresh your memory -

I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

I always think of this song when I think of going to Disneyland, and I think I finally figured out why. It's a subliminal message to GO to Disneyland! Seriously, stick with me and I'll show you...

Take the first stanza. Being a Disney idiot I collect the pins and love the clothes and all the "stuff", and like the song, who cares? I WANT MORE! Every time I go I feel the urge to buy more pretty stuff!

Skip to the fourth stanza and you see California. At Disneyland you walk all day in the sun! See! See! I'm not crazy, I just finally broke one of the subliminal Disney messages!

And in case you are wondering, I will be going to Disneyland next week for 3 days and will have a fantastic time. I have no problem with Disneyland as it is the happiest place on earth, and I want to take a little piece of it home every time I visit.

I love Fridays, they are normally mellow until about 4, so I'll share this one from the wall of shame:

OUTGOING CALL
Lala: "Medical records please"
Medical Records: "Can I help you?"
Lala: "I need the diagnosis for a patient please."
Medical Records: "What?"
Lala: "Can you please look at the chart and tell me the patient's diagnosis, or the reason he is sick?" Since your JOB is to look at charts this should not be that difficult...
Medical Records: "I don't see it. I can't help you."
Lala: Deep Breath..1....2....3... "Yes you can. Please open the chart and look at the first page and tell me what it says."
Medical Records: "It say malice and fatigue."
Lala: Are you fucking kidding me?!? "Malice? She is ill from 'malice'?" Did she get a voodoo hex put on her? "Huh. Are you sure? Maybe it says Malaise?"
Medical Records: "OK. Maybe. Same thing."
Lala: Not so sure about that. I bet if you look closely you'll see a few differences. "OK, thank you."
Lulu: (finger laughing) "jajajajajajaj!!"