Wow. It's been a Monday.

RING RING
Lala: "Can I help you?"
Stupid Nurse: "I need to talk to the Dr.."
Lala: "I'm the nurse, can I help you?"
Stupid Nurse: "Who is this?"
Lala: "Lala."
Stupid Nurse: "Lala the nurse?"
Lala: Oh. My. God. "Yes, Lala the nurse."
Stupid Nurse: "Can I talk to her?"
Lala: What? "Who?"
Stupid Nurse: "Argh! Lala the nurse!"
Lala: Wow. "I am Lala the nurse. Can I help you?" Maybe I can recommend a brain transplant
or something else along those lines?
Stupid Nurse: "Oh! You're the nurse? Oh, never mind, Vickie's here." Click
Lala: "AHAHAHAH!"
Lulu: "I told you she was stupid."

That was one of the most intelligent conversations that I had today.